That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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