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yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he was CRYING into my vagina
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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