I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
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I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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