I must be too annoying 4 u.
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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