guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Fuck me I smell like cheese
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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