I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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