how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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