We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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