Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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