Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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