You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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