Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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