Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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