Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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