JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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