I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
where am i from again
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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