Pappa wants mamma naked
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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