Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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