i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information