whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We have started to decorate penises.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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