you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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