Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
My bed smells like the plague
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