going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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