I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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