is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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