Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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