gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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