New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i think i have two assholes
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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