just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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