I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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