After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
In other news, I just burned my penis
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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