I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
So many bounce houses so little time
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
