That's intense
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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