dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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