I accidentally had phone sex last night
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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