even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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