Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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