The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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