No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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