Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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