The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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