I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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She even gives head with a lisp.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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