he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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