Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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