Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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