Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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