I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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