3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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