there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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