i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
