White coat. Heels.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Vodka?
Forever.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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