girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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