i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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