Tell her she can't have a vagina
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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