but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?