Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(410): View more from Maryland

can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd

(443): View more from Maryland

wasted?

(410): View more from Maryland

im pocohantasssss

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(201): View more from New Jersey

In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7

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(732): View more from New Jersey

im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.

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(313): View more from Michigan

remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall

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(516): View more from New York

i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD

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(248): View more from Michigan

Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?

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(303): View more from Colorado

final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime

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