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(248): View more from Michigan

She was lying the whole time!

(310): View more from California

She was a great actress

(248): View more from Michigan

I was a great dumbass

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.

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(914): View more from New York

apparently the secret to your success is patron

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(941): View more from Florida

my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class

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(304): View more from West Virginia

There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.

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(858): View more from California

I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs

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(226): View more from Ontario

my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.

(226): View more from Ontario

I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF

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