The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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