The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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